A Man's Life: The Complete Instructions Book

The Complete Instructions to : Animal MagnetismBeer as FoodCareersDaycare for MenExercises that workFiring Your Boss growing tomatoesHow to Change a Diaper with One Hand Inspirational SexJunk-Food DietsKiller hooptricksLanding a 747Married womenNasty NeighborsOutwitting FishPension PlansQuick CleansRural real estateScrewsTravel Urban TentingVested OptionsWhat to Do to Your Thumb After You Whack It with a Hammer and More... The Complete Instructions for Every Man's Life! From Tim Allen, Bryant Gumbel, Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Barry, Chuck Yeager, Charlie Daniels, and hundreds of other men and women everywhere comes the kind of tried-and-true advice and information every guy needs if he wants to be able to: Lose weight and get fitChoose a wifeClean a catfishCreate a pension planChoose a suit Rig a Web browserFind his way home no matter where he isBend waitresses to his willTalk hardware Open a restaurantHang out at the beachGet buff brainsHang out with his old manGet a pro shave Buy a house in the countryEvaluate an ogle from a womanField dress a deerDiscern different types of women's orgasms "Forget Tolstoy! Skip the Shakespeare! In a world of angry, mixed-up women and pitiless, incompetent bosses, this book may be the only friend you have. Fortunately, it's also the only one you'll ever need." --Harry Stein, author of One of the Guys Read More