A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket Gift Pack: 7-9: "The Vile Village", "The Hostile Hospital", "The Carnivorous Carnival" Nos.7-9 CD

Dear customer. ; ; You have undoubtedly picked up information about this CD slipcase by mistake! Nobody in their right mind would listen to these three particular stories about the lives of Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose. ; ; In 'The Vile Village' the orphans are faced with some very unpleasant matters during their stay in the village of V.F.D. Can you really enjoy stories of migrating crows an angry mob a newspaper headline the arrest of innocent people the Deluxe Cell and some very strange hats? ; ; 'The Hostile Hospital' describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world. Who wants to hear of such burdensome details as a suspicious shopkeeper unnecessary surgery an intercom system anaesthesia heart-shaped balloons and some very startling news about a fire. I'm sure you do not want to hear about such things! ; ; 'The Carnivorous Carnival' contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal. Dare I mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story - a confusing map an ambidextrous person an unruly crowd a wooden plank and Chabo the Wolf Baby! ; ; It is our solemn and sacred occupation to research and publish each detail of the Baudelaire children's displeasing and disenchanting lives and record them all but you may prefer to fill your time with some other solemn and sacred thing. ; ; With all due respect Lemony Snicket. ; ; Complete and unabridged editions of Book The Seventh Book The Eighth and Book The Ninth read by the incomparable Tim Curry.Read More