Cringe: Teenage Diaries, Journals, Notes, Letters, Poems, and Abandoned Rock Operas Book

Did you keep a diary during your teen years? Do you have a box of loopy-cursive, never-sent notes to your crush? Or some overwrought poetry about your bleak existence? An unfinished rockopera? Well, youâ??re not alone, and in Cringe, youâ??ll find a reason to unearth your adolescent angst and have a good laughâ??at yourself. A compilation of real teenage diary and journal entries, letters,songs, stories, and listsâ??along with biting commentary, background, and self-examination from the now so-called grown-ups who wrote themâ??Cringe offers a voyeuristic glimpse at the roller coaster of youth in all of its navel-gazing, soul-searching, social-skewering glory.Cringe -worthy excerpts includeReally bad poetry:I lumber like the sad clown withthe hope that my performancemight make you smile.Yet I am a flickering star overa cloudy sky.Blush-inducing pep talks:OK. Itâ??s the end of February. No morekidding around! You have to go outwith someone! You havenâ??t gone outwith someone since the summer!At least fool around with someone!Come on! Youâ??ve got it in ya!Questionable motivations:My mom is madly in love withher boyfriend. . . . Cool! Heâ??s so rich. . . I could get a lot out of thisâ??vacations, a carâ??if he buys my momone + she gives me hersâ??psyche!And rages against the world at large:I am living in a dream world.Wishes are a bunch of crap.They never come true so whatâ??sthe use of even wasting yourtime hoping theyâ??ll come truewhen they donâ??t?Inspired by the New Yorkâ??based reading series of the same name, Cringe will help you realize that being a grown-up isnâ??t all that terrible. At least you donâ??t have to worry about whoâ??s going to be at the mall anymore.Read More