DIARY OF A MAD BRIDE Book

Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said â??yes.â? Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the worldâ??s ugliest bridesmaid dress....My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....â?? My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:â??What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.â?â?? My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:â??To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!â?â?? My best friend, Anita:â??Oh, screw congratulations. Of course Iâ??m happy for you. Stephenâ??s a major piece of ass and heâ??s got a sense of humor. Just as long as youâ??re certain this is what you want.â? Would I survive this day after all....?Read More