Emergency Toilet Paper Book

The hunting, fishing, growing-up stories in Emergency Toilet Paper will make you say, "Hey! I did that when I was a kid and I knew it was funny? Just knew it! So why the hell did I get grounded?! Emergency Toilet Paper digs into the mind of the sportsman and pulls out all that makes them, umm, "special". It also helps to prove long-debated theories of the outdoor world; such as bears on the high plains, aliens just waiting to abduct anyone with a six pack and a mind for a fishing trip, and the actual existence of a caring spouse married to an outdoorsman? OK, OK. That last one may have been a little far-fetched, but if there are any spouses out there that want to at least appear as though they care; try picking up some Emergency Toilet Paper for your beloved outdoorsman. However, be careful, you might want to suggest they read it first.Read More