Git-R-Done Book

Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too!Larry the Cable Guy on . . .NASCAR: Itâ??s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seeinâ?? all the ZZ Topâ??lookinâ?? folks drinkinâ?? beer, havinâ?? a good time, and not givinâ?? a darn is awesome. And thatâ??s just the women!Dieting: I once went on the â??liquid diet.â? I was supposed to drink nothinâ?? but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, Iâ??ll never drink it again.Why his catchphrase â??git-r-doneâ? is better than other catchphrases: Ya canâ??t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher â??Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!â? It makes no sense. But you could yell â??Git-r-doneâ? and everyone would know what you meant. The red stateâ??blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runninâ?? the government?Larryâ??s mom on Larryâ??s book: â??Thereâ??s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.â? â??Larryâ??s momAlso available as an eBook.Read More