Kobolds Ate My Baby!: The Beer and Pretzels Roleplaying Game (Dork Storm) Book

It's not your fault that Kobolds are gourmets. It's not you fault that King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) is hungry. It's not your fault that the tastiest thing a KObold has ever eaten is sweet baby! And it's defineatly, not your fault that Kobolds are the most incompetent, reckless, and accident prone race to ever crawl out of a cave. But it is your problem... King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) needs you - yes, you - to go out to the nearby human town and bring back the freshest, tastiest, plumpest human babies you can find - or, the King will be eating you (and Kobold's pretty darn tasty.) Kobolds Ate My Baby! Super Deluxx Edition is the all new Beer and Pretzels Role-Playing Game! You and your friends take on the roles of Kobolds (short, furry cannon fodder with a penchant for gluttony and mayhem). Your mission is to raid towns and villages in search of the most delectable of Kobold treats - Babies! Along the way, you will learn forbidden magicks, face fearsome chickens, worship the Big Red God, die Random Horrible Deaths, and cook your friends for dinner! A complete RPG, Kobolds Ate My Baby! Super Deluxx Edition has everything that you need to get started in the gut-wrenchingly funny world of Kobolds: kobold generation rules, a fast and easy game system, magick, gear, and rules for creating and running Kobold games. Kobolds Ate My Baby! combines ridiculously over the top humor with a quick and easy to learn game system - sure to delight both veteran and newbie gamers alike. This all new edition features writing by Chris O'Neill and Dan Landis, and is completely illustrated by John Kovalic, of Dork Tower, Chez Geek, and Munchkin fame.Read More