Life for Real Dummies (For Dummies) Book

AT LAST! EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO KNOW... BUT WERE TOO DUMB TO ASK. Finally a guide for the completely and hopelessly incompetent, covering a wide range of totally useless... uh, we mean useful... stuff that you'll be lucky to use in this lifetime. No that's not right. We mean you will use this stuff, yeah, like everyday! SEX FOR DUMMIES: How to determine if you're male or female RELIGION FOR DUMMIES: Selecting a religion, including a list of the best holidays and how to choose the best religious headgear TELEVISION FOR DUMMIES: Where to sit, how to turn on the TV set and when to laugh WINDOWS FOR DUMMIES: How to open, close, etc.... SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?... BUY THIS BOOK! Note: If you're worried about looking dumb while purchasing this book, just tell the cashier casually, "This is not for me. It's for a friend of mine. I'm actually quite smart. Really." Not affiliated with IDG Books Worldwide, which publishes the "...For Dummies" series of books.Read More