Long Time Leaving: Dispatches from Up South Book

â??I left the South in search of the Enlightenment. Iâ??m pro-choice, in favor of gay marriage, and against creationism and the war in Iraq. But both my parentsâ?? people are deep Southern from many generations, and I spent a little over a third of my life, including the presumably most formative years (toilet training through college), living in the South. Mathematically, that makes me just about exactly as Southern as the American people, 34 percent of whom are Southern residents. But it goes deeper than mathâ??my roots are Southern, I sound Southern, I love a lot of Southern stuff, and when my [Northern] local paper announces a festival to â??celebrate the spirit of differently abled dogs,â?? I react as a Southerner. I believe I care as much about dogsâ?? feelings as anybody. It is hard for me to imagine that a dog with three legs minds being called a three-legged dog.â?A sly, dry, hilarious collection of essaysâ??his first in more than ten yearsâ??from the writer who, according to The New York Times Book Review, is â??in serious contention for the title of Americaâ??s most cherished humorist.â?This time Blount focuses on his own dueling loyalties across the great American divide, North vs. South. Scholarly, raunchy, biting and affable, olâ?? Roy takes on topics ranging from chicken fingers to yellow-dog Democrats to Elvisâ??s toes. And he shares experiences: chatting with Ray Charles, rounding up rattlesnakes, watching George and Tammy record, meeting an Okefenokee alligator (also named George, or Georgette), imagining Faulknerâ??s tennis game, and being swept up, sort of, in the filming of Nashville. His yarns, analyses, and flights of fancy transcend all standard shades of Red, Blue, and in between.Roy on language: â??Remember when there was lots of agitated discussion of Ebonics, pro and con? I kept waiting for someone to say that if you acquire white English, you can become Clarence Thomas, whereas if you acquire black English, you can become Quentin Tarantino.â?Roy on eating: â??The way folks were meant to eat is the way my family ate when I was growing up in Georgia. We ate till we got tired. Then we went â??Whoo!â? and leaned back and wholeheartedly expressed how much we regretted that we couldnâ??t summon up the strength, right then, to eat some more.â?Roy on racism: â??Anybody who claims . . . not to have â??a racist boneâ?? in his or her body is, at best, preracist and has a longer way to go than the rest of us.â?Blountâ??s previous books have included reflections on a Southern president (Jimmy Carter), a novel about a Southern president (Clementine Fox), a biography of Robert E. Lee, a celebration of New Orleans, a memoir of growing up in Georgia, and the definitive anthology of Southern humor. Long Time Leaving is the capper. Maybe it wonâ??t end the Civil War at last, but it does clarify, or aptly complicate, divisive delusions on both sides of the longstanding national rift. Itâ??s a comic ode to American variety and also a droll assault on complacency North and Southâ??a glorious union of diverse pieces reshaped and expanded into an American classic, from one of the most definitive and esteemed humorists of our time.Read More