Man Walks into a Bar 2 Book

Man Walks Into A Bar 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular joke series - a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives husbands doctors lawyers the French the Germans jokes about nuns jokes about monkeys the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need. This book includes such gems as the following: Why have elephants got big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom; a magic tractor is driving down a country road and turns into a field; an amnesiac walks into a bar; Do I come here often? I went to a book shop and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose; how do you know when you're a pirate? And you just arrrrrggghh.

Part of the ''Man Walks Into A Bar'' joke series, this book is suitable for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. It contains jokes which are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes