Mock the Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like to See Book

Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest rudest book of the summer packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet or need advice on slogans you shouldn't have tattooed on your arse then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling "Mock the Week Books" categories include: Unsuccessful Personal Ads: companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters; Greetings Cards that wouldn't sell: sorry about your face; Unlikely Medical Labels: may cause diarrhoea dysentery flatulence piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments; Unikely Crossword Clues: Apricot knee Simon - well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16 8); and Lines you'd never see in a James Bond book: "James he's using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space'. Bond took the bottle out of M's shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed'.Read More