Sex Terror: Erotic Misadventures in Pop Culture Book

In the full-frontal follow-up to his critically-acclaimed 'It's a Queer World', in which he famously outed the 'metrosexual', Mark Simpson dispenses with the monkey business of sexuality and finally gets to grips with the organ grinder itself - S E X Subjecting our saucy new god to his sacrilegious satire, Simpson sins against every contemporary commandment about doing the nasty: It must be hot. It must be frequent. It must wake the neighbours. And it must be Who You Are. Simpson argues that we all put far too much faith in sex these days, and that in fact sex is messy, confusing, frustrating and ultimately disappointing. Especially if you're having it with him. Along the way he re-introduces us to his bastard - but impeccably groomed - son the 'metrosexual' (now something big in advertising), is cruised by 'Galen' from Planet of the Apes, gets worked up with Alexis Arquette over Stephen Baldwin's 'bubble butt', goes on a date with a Hollywood divorcee who isn't Elizabeth Taylor, probes Eminem's anal anxiety, explains why Bill Clinton didn't lie about 'that woman', moans that Brad Pitt is a one night stand that won't leave, tries to get his head around Mark Wahlberg?s 'talent', and - gingerly - confronts Henry Rollins with those 'gay' rumours.Read More