Sweetie: From the Gutter to the Runway: Tantalizing Tips from a Furry Fashionista Book

"It has often been said that the biggest difference between my story and Cinderella's is a couple of extra legs and a hairy midriff." So begins the riveting rags-to-riches tale of Sweetie, the hairiest (and heftiest) bitch ever to occupy fashion's fabulous front row! Armed with a wicked wit and a rare talent for matching her bag to her back fat, this self-anointed "national treasure" breathlessly spills the pork and beans on how she soared from junkyard dog (creating ball gowns out of beer cans) to fashion's most famous four-legged insider. Through a three-martini haze and in between mouthfuls of her signature BLT (Beef, Liver, and Turkey), Sweetie recounts her days as an Elle magazine columnist, a red-hot runway model, a white-hot screen siren, and a roving ambassador for "pear-shaped girls the world over." Hot on the high heels of these raucous revelations comes the meaty main course of her tell-all-the tantalizing tips that she's learned (or stolen) during a dog's age spent in fashion. Here at last, from the mouth of the world's most plugged-in pooch, comes everything you never needed to know about: ? Beauty: "Always moisturize your neck. One day it could be your face." ? Romance: "The best way to get over a dog is to get under another one." ? Hair: "Wear wigs on roller coasters at your own risk!" ? Diet: "Cozy up to cows. They're buffets in the making." ? Travel: "Wear a G-string at all times. It's the perfect excuse for never carrying cash." So kick off your shoes, kick up your heels, and leap aboard the Sweetie bandwagon. Your rollicking journey from the gutter to the runway is about to begin!Read More