The Geeks' Guide to World Domination: Be Afraid, Beautiful People Book

TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT.Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world. Finally, hereâ??s the book no self-respecting geek can live withoutâ??a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.In short, dear geek, here youâ??ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination. â?¢ become a sudoku godâ?¢ brew your own beerâ?¢ build a laser beamâ?¢ classify all living thingsâ?¢ clone your petâ?¢ exorcise demonsâ?¢ find the worldâ??s best corn mazesâ?¢ grasp the theory of relativityâ?¢ have sex on Second Lifeâ?¢ injure a fishâ?¢ join the Knights Templarâ?¢ kick ass with sweet martial-arts movesâ?¢ learn ludicrous emoticonsâ?¢ master the Ocarina of Timeâ?¢ pimp your cubicleâ?¢ program a remote controlâ?¢ quote He-Man and Che Guevaraâ?¢ solve fiendish logic puzzlesâ?¢ touch Carl Sagan â?¢ unmask Linus Torvaldsâ?¢ visit Beaver Lick, Kentuckyâ?¢ win bar betsâ?¢ write your name in ElvishJoin us or die, you will.Begun, the Geek Wars haveRead More