The Secret Diary of Simon Cowell Book

On October 7th 1959 a strange bright light appeared over the town of Elstree. A throng of celebrities and music mystics made the journey on camels from far flung places to witness the birth of the child his mother had already dubbed The Nasty One...Several years later his brother Tony found what appeared to be a diary tucked under the mattress of the bed in the old room that they shared back at their mum's house.Revealed for the first time this is the story of a sensitive romantic ordinary boy growing up and his life hopes dreams and aspirations. Every day tales include how he burned a blue Victorian velvet suit he was being made to wear at Christmas the first black t-shirt acne discovering the Guinness Book of Hit Singles his first girlfriend how his mother used his plans to take over the world and to make TV shows that are about 'real' people and not just Daleks."The Secret Diary of Simon Cowell" includes previously unpublished secrets of this media star millionaire and possibly most insensitive man on the planet including thoughts on Sharon...' ; ; Note to self - As Christmas is coming I'm going to write my new year's resolutions: I will help the poor and ignorant - (if they want to get on telly)'. ;

As the older brother of the world's nastiest television personality, Tony Cowell felt he owed it to his brother's adoring public to release as many embarrassing nuggets of Simon's misadventures as the laws of libel would allow. What if Simon had...