This Little Mommy Stayed Home Book

The Mother of all Motherhood novels.In this riotously funny, ruefully honest, and irresistibly warmhearted debut, Samantha Wilde writes about one new mother who discovers the wonders and terrors of motherhoodâ??one hilarious crisis at a time. For new moms, potential moms-to-be, and anyone who just wants to (wisely) live the experience vicariouslyâ?¦New mom Joy McGuire hasnâ??t changed her sweatpants since her baby was born. Of course sheâ??s crazy about her newborn son; itâ??s her distracted, work-obsessed husband and his impossible mother she canâ??t stand. Joy turns to her own mom for support, but sheâ??s too busy planning her fourth wedding to a suspicious self-help guru. Sure, Joyâ??s a woman on the brink, but itâ??s nothing a little sleep, sanity, and chocolate canâ??t fix.Until her old college boyfriend shows up at their ten-year reunion. The one she was still in love with when she married her husband. It must be the lack of sleep, because Joy is starting to think she might have ended up with the wrong man. Not to mention sheâ??s obsessed with her sexy yoga instructor, who might just be interested in her. Joy used to be single, skinny, and able to speak in complete sentences, but who is she now? As sheâ??s trying to figure that out, her husband goes missingâ?¦.Frank, bawdy, and full of keenly self-aware observations, this novel tells the story of one new mother, three men, one marriage, and the baby love that keeps us up at nightRead More